The Impossible Fortress

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Griffin Newman, Jason Rekulak: The Impossible Fortress (AudiobookFormat, 2017, Simon & Schuster Audio)

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Published Feb. 7, 2017 by Simon & Schuster Audio.

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978-1-5082-2880-6
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5 stars (1 review)

Billy Marvin's first love was a computer. Then he met Mary Zelinsky. Do you remember your first love? The Impossible Fortress begins with a magazine...The year is 1987 and Playboy has just published scandalous photographs of Vanna White, from the popular TV game show Wheel of Fortune . For three teenage boys--Billy, Alf, and Clark--who are desperately uneducated in the ways of women, the magazine is somewhat of a Holy Grail: priceless beyond measure and impossible to attain. So, they hatch a plan to steal it. The heist will be fraught with peril: a locked building, intrepid police officers, rusty fire escapes, leaps across rooftops, electronic alarm systems, and a hyperactive Shih Tzu named Arnold Schwarzenegger. Failed attempt after failed attempt leads them to a genius master plan--they'll swipe the security code to Zelinsky's convenience store by seducing the owner's daughter, Mary Zelinsky. It becomes Billy's mission to befriend her …

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5 stars

Major credit to Dave for digging this one up. A delightfully wistful work, slickly penned to capture tropes and signs of its time which is a life at once both nostalgic and extremely heartfelt. Rekulak Pays homage to Cline's ready Player One, which is still probably my best novel of that year, he writes "The success of Ernest Cline’s terrific Ready Player One definitely gave me the confidence to write about my own 1980s pop culture obsessions". It works here as it did there, and of course being set in its time rather than the future, we can immediately relate to Billy and his friends.

So much of the book just worked - the little games that Mary leaves him, the fantastically tense robbery, and that perfectly-crafted awards ceremony to end the story so well. You almost find the hidden messages shooting home subliminally because the story unfolds with such …