How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You

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131 pages

English language

Published Oct. 9, 2012 by Andrews McMeel Publishing.

ISBN:
978-1-4494-1024-7
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OCLC Number:
805987064
Goodreads:
15799936

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4 stars (1 review)

If your cat is kneading you, that's not a sign of affection. Your cat is actually checking your internal organs for weakness. If your cat brings you a dead animal, this isn't a gift. It's a warning. How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You is an offering of cat comics, facts, and instructional guides from the creative wonderland at TheOatmeal.com.

How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You presents fan favorites, such as "Cat vs. Internet," "How to Pet a Kitty," and "The Bobcats," plus 17 brand-new, never-before-seen cat jokes. A pullout poster is included at the back of the book.

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4 stars

As a cat owner/guardian, I have since learned the signs that warn me that I have tread on dangerous waters and thus it was much better to turn around and leave before it got bloody. I am only alive right now because I am the source of wet cat food and since none of them can open a can or get the dry out of the a container, I suppose I should consider myself lucky for now. xD

But honestly I loved this little book of comics. They were indeed funny as you get a glimpse into what a cat could possibly be thinking. I would have to say my favorite is "How to Pet the Kitty". I have learned on numerous occasions that a show of belly is not entirely an offer to pet it and there will be plenty of blood and pain if you dare try it. …