Published May 13, 2003 by Turtleback Books Distributed by Demco Media.
2 stars
(1 review)
A Warning from the Publisher:
Many readers have questions about Lemony Snicket, author of the distressing serial concerning the trials of the charming but unlucky Baudelaire orphans, published under the collective title A Series of Unfortunate Events. Before purchasing, borrowing, or stealing this book, you should be aware that it contains the answers to some of those questions, such as the following:
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Who is Lemony?
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Is there a secret organization I should know about?
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Why does Lemony Snicket spend his time researching and writing distressing books concerning the Baudelaire orphans?
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Why do all of Lemony Snicket's books contain a sad dedication to a woman named Beatrice?
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If there's nothing out there, what was that noise?
Our advice to you is that you find a book that answers less upsetting questions than this one. Perhaps your librarian, bookseller, or parole officer can recommend a book that answers the question, "Aren't ponies …
A Warning from the Publisher:
Many readers have questions about Lemony Snicket, author of the distressing serial concerning the trials of the charming but unlucky Baudelaire orphans, published under the collective title A Series of Unfortunate Events. Before purchasing, borrowing, or stealing this book, you should be aware that it contains the answers to some of those questions, such as the following:
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Who is Lemony?
-
Is there a secret organization I should know about?
-
Why does Lemony Snicket spend his time researching and writing distressing books concerning the Baudelaire orphans?
-
Why do all of Lemony Snicket's books contain a sad dedication to a woman named Beatrice?
-
If there's nothing out there, what was that noise?
Our advice to you is that you find a book that answers less upsetting questions than this one. Perhaps your librarian, bookseller, or parole officer can recommend a book that answers the question, "Aren't ponies adorable?"
