Daniel Keast quoted Guards! Guards! by Terry Pratchett
Guards! Guards! is a fantasy novel by British writer Terry Pratchett, the eighth in the …
He looked up at the hooded figure beside him. ‘We never intended this,’ he said weakly. ‘Honestly. No offence. We just wanted what was due to us.’ A skeletal hand patted him on the shoulder, not unkindly. And Death said, CONGRATULATIONS.