Daniel Keast quoted Moving Pictures by Terry Pratchett (Discworld, #10)
Discworld's pesky alchemists are up to their old tricks again. This time, they've discovered how …
There’s a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork, greatest of Discworld cities.
At least, there’s a saying that there’s a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork.
And it’s wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.
— Moving Pictures by Terry Pratchett (Discworld, #10)