— He had eight wives, right? — Six. — And did he kill them all? — No, a good way to remember is 'divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, beheaded, survived'. It's about the only thing I remember from A-level history.
— Around the World in 80 Trains by Monisha Rajesh (49%)
it turns out i accidentally learnt a bit of history at the 'six' musical. the right slogan, anyway.