frogplate quoted The Last Hero by Terry Pratchett (Discworld, Book 27)
An illustrated storybook.
"But will it work?" "It has to, sir. It's a million-to-one chance." "Oh, then we don't have to worry. Everyone knows million-to-one chances always work."
— The Last Hero by Terry Pratchett (Discworld, Book 27) (Page 120)
Perhaps my favourite interchange between Ponder and the Archchancellor.