Review of 'More Weird Things Customers Say in Bookshops' on 'Goodreads'
4 stars
Young Boy: You should put a basement in your bookshop.
Bookseller: You think so?
Young Boy: Yeah. And then you could keep a dragon in it, and he could look after the books for you when you're not here.
Bookseller: That's pretty cool idea. Dragons breathe fire, though. Do you think he might accidentally burn the books?
Young Boy: He might, but you could get one who'd passed a test in bookshop-guarding. Then, you'd be OK
Bookseller: You know, I think you're on to something here.
Customer: We're having a book burning at our religious group tonight. I need all your books on witchcraft.
Bookseller: ...
Customer: And, as we're not going to read them, I expect a discount. We're doing the world a favour by burning them, you know.
Woman: (holding a book of Weight Watchers book in one hand, and The Hunger Games in the other) Which of …
Young Boy: You should put a basement in your bookshop.
Bookseller: You think so?
Young Boy: Yeah. And then you could keep a dragon in it, and he could look after the books for you when you're not here.
Bookseller: That's pretty cool idea. Dragons breathe fire, though. Do you think he might accidentally burn the books?
Young Boy: He might, but you could get one who'd passed a test in bookshop-guarding. Then, you'd be OK
Bookseller: You know, I think you're on to something here.
Customer: We're having a book burning at our religious group tonight. I need all your books on witchcraft.
Bookseller: ...
Customer: And, as we're not going to read them, I expect a discount. We're doing the world a favour by burning them, you know.
Woman: (holding a book of Weight Watchers book in one hand, and The Hunger Games in the other) Which of these dieting books would you recommend most?
I could not stop laughing through this one. Once more Jen Campbell delivers another round of weird things and it was not disappointing. You will truly find yourself in stitches with this one.
