The Post Box Topper Chronicles

eBook, 214 pages

English language

Published July 14, 2024 by Chapeltown.

ASIN:
B0D9HCYB7T
5 stars (1 review)

A boring post box. Five knitters. Can one woman convert a post box into a work of artistic genius?

Vera Twinge is a natural leader. As chairperson of the newly formed Creaping Bottom Post Box Topper Society, she’s determined to make a splash in the village’s High Road with a stunning new post box topper for each month. But she’s constantly obstructed by an unscrupulous journalist, an insulted hairdresser and a possible mass murderer. Urging her society members on to create more ingenious toppers, Vera refuses to be defeated. But with negative reports in the local newspaper, a revenge haircut and the threat of alien invasion, Vera wonders if she is up to the task.

Will Vera and her post box topper society expose the strange happenings in Creaping Bottom and keep their beloved post box an object of beauty?

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A dive into the secret, violently-competitive and hilarious world of post box toppers?

5 stars

What is a post box topper? Here, it’s a device for attracting space aliens, a teenager’s unrequited love, a mysterious nemesis, and the “slings and arrows of outrageous fortune” from village residents, business owners, the local mayor, the local reverend. And making everyone in the story overreact to everything.

A group of unique and quirky knitters in the appropriately-named village of Creapy Bottom (yes, the village name gets explained later) take on the challenge of designing and knitting a custom post box topper. Each month. For a year. Add the aforesaid nemesis and a shady and suspect local newspaper reporter. And the story unfolds with one hilarious overreaction after another, overreactions on top of overreactions, forever and ever, amen, (not quoting the town reverend, Reverend Prendergast).

And don’t forget repeated instances of topper vandalism. The mysterious nemesis responds to each topper with written complaint letters to the local constabulary, to …

Subjects

  • knitting
  • UFOs
  • UK village life
  • British humor