”He gestured at the oxbears. «These are the ladies that’ll get us where we’re going. That’s Left Butt on the right and Right Butt on the left. I was standing in front of the wagon when I named ‘em so the names made a bit more sense at the time, even though I was looking at their heads.»”

— The Dungeoneers (The Dungeoneers, #1) by Jeffery Russell (7% - 8%)